Remember when there was that song that those little girls sang at a Trump rally that looked similar to the beginning of The Interview with the little girl singing in North Korea? And we were all like, "Ah, Hitler Youth!" Yeah…

Aww.

Yes. That's the reason why. Hehehe….

Yeah I know I edited it.

Hot take, but I'm going to second it.

If you're trying to help America, raise your hands up high!

Honestly I just had a misunderstanding of what was being passed. Which makes me about as informed as most GOP Senators right now. *rim shot*

I have… become… fake news.

Valid.

BREAKING NEWS (if you haven't heard already): The Senate passed the bill motion to proceed. Pence broke a 50/50 tie.

By the way, after checking the news a second ago, I recant my statement. I can think of a much better use now.

If ever there was a need for a targeted airstrike…

Jordan Klepper is a funny and talented guy, but the world truly does not need any more satire, possibly even humor, to combat bullshit. We need fucking sincerity.

*Macklemore* Pissssssssssss

See; "fake news," and its current use by the Trump Administration.

I was going to say "You should put that on a jacket" but the thing that I was responding to was deleted. So. Here we are.

That convenient store guy is still patiently awaiting the Piss Tape so that it can prove his point.

The first time I saw a tanned blonde boy from Florida 'dabbing,' I knew that the end was nigh.

It's fascinating how internet fame is so fragile. TECHNICALLY, PewDiePie was seen by more human beings than anyone else, ever. He made a couple bad jokes, and poof, he may as well have been erased from history. That's… insane.

I'm singing 'teenage douchebag' in my head now, you bastard.