Pretty sure someone dared his mom to name him with their mouth glued shut and that's what came out.

*airplane noise*

Vinnie's not doing the movie!

David Bowie.

Still love the story about the time that a movie theater accidentally played The Tree of Life out of order and no one noticed.

We just couldn't handle his twisted but ultimately unique point of view.

As a child, accidentally destroying a drawing by misusing the "fill" tool was the closest I could get to despair. Unfortunately, adult life does not include Ctrl+Z.

SUPERBOWL SUPERBOWL OLYMPICS. YOU CAN'T STOP M-

I thought female musicians didn't exist until HAIM. Was I misinformed?

*Alanis Morissette fails to write this down*

Ironically, our least medicated decade was The Great Depression.

ACK!

Dental plan died on the way back to seeing double. Ay, carumba!

The economy is going to be remarkably different in 20 years. Think of how many companies, let alone entire industries, are only still alive because of old people's reliance on outdated technology, and how they will all crumble when their customer-base literally dies off.

This just reminded me of when Nathan Fielder put his terrible short movie up against a video of a man farting for 90 seconds for his own fake film festival. This is a good memory.

By that same logic, that makes all of us daily viewers of Late Night, the Late Show, and Full Frontal.

What're you watching there, Richard? The YANKEES?!

"Boy Hit in Nuts" is now the most watched television show of all time.

Dijon fire!

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