Oh my god. I've never gotten to do this before. HOW WAS YOUR FUCKIN WEEKEND?!

Really think about that though. You think all those Trump supporters would sit back and just watch as people danced and paraded through the streets, celebrating their Dear Leader's death? There would be shootings, unquestionably. It'd be just like Bin Laden's death if 40% of the US population aggressively supported…

Stop trying to make mind-bottling happen. This isn't 2007.

"Also, look at this huuuuuuge dick!"
- Lyndon Johnson

It's going to be a mix of people celebrating, people being sad, and people getting irrationally angry at the people celebrating. My guess is that there would probably end up being a lot of riots and violence. Sadly.

I'd like to think that it's not that high, and the only people who support him are backwater lunatics and terrified, old racists, but I know plenty of well-adjusted people in their 20s and 30s who think that he's just the bee's knees.

Yeah I heard about it.

Read my lips: YOU'RE THE PUPPET.

Can't we go back to Trump Classic? Like, when he was just on TV and shit?

I'm starting to think this guy's a little kooky!

Turns out she was gonna put Fuhrman on the stand the whole time. That's the big Third Act Twist.

GoT's villains have to always be violently insane, but also omnipotent. But more likely, Euron just has so many ships that he probably had some scout ships or something. I dunno.

In hindsight, the Sand Snakes probably should've been played by the members of HAIM.

I'd kill half the universe for her.

The AV Club

You won't believe what happens next.

Gotta love every Behind the Scenes video for any of The Hobbit movies as Peter Jackson attempts to say something nice about the movie or the shooting of the movie and is just fucking trashing it.

You've spoken the words we all wanted to say. I thank you for your sacrifice.

He couldn't remember the greatest post in the world!

If I could do a perfect impression of just one person, it would undoubtedly be Jeff Goldblum. His weird stammering and 'trying to hold in a burp' voice and occasional purring. So weird, and yet… so fucking charming. He's the best.