THE WRONG DOG DIED.

You could've stopped at Hobbit.

Honestly I've been okay with them being separate since I understand how the logistics are just too fucking complicated. I viewed the MCU TVverse as being like a weird pocket universe within the MCU, where "movie events" affected their world, but their world could not affect the world of the movies. But then that…

As opposed to Dogma '99, my favorite Kevin Smith movie.

Serious question that warrants discussion: I don't think anyone has seen it, but the "Michael Pena Marvel Recap" shown at Comic-Con apparently included some recapping of events that happened in Agents of SHIELD. Was that essentially a confirmation that those shows that "take place in the MCU" actually do when it's…

There were some pretty long stretches of The Hateful Eight that may as well have been intermissions.

If America can watch an 8 hour documentary on OJ, it can also watch a five hour superhero-splosion.

Little catty at the end there, huh?

I knew a family with the last name Utz. They were fine.

Nick Kroll is just such a phenomenal character guy that to relegate him to a mostly straight-man role was eventually just stupid.

Oh I thought it was Rickon. Ahem. *walks away*

What is this an elementary school birthday party?

Those first two seasons were really solid, almost Curb level comedy. Then it just… boof. I stopped watching when they did a Rafi-centric episode. I love the Zouks but you can't have all dessert and no meal!

I feel like I remember that episode very vaguely. What happened?

Losing Justice League, Justice League Unlimited, and Young Justice, but getting Wild Wild West. That's a fair trade-off.

*digs into creamy chicken pot pie*

"Ayimeancmonhezagookidyaknowijussdonwonthetaxesoranything."

No way dude, my dad could totally beat you up. He does it to me all the time!

My dad's impression of Obama: Yo yo yo, what's the shizz!

Obama? You mean that fucking Dijon mustard eating communist?!