Mike Pence is going to be at like a 9 Warhead level face-scrunch.

I wonder how this show will organically introduce Lex Luthor's grandfather.

Oh shit, I forgot that that show was in this years competition. Yeah that's a real snub. Emmys are so shit though. TV is the best it's ever been and they're still nominating people on sitcoms and Big 3 shows. Gimme a fucking break.

FAKE NEWS

Spoiler warnings are going the way of the dinosaur, huh?

I will admit there was one part of '15 F4 that was really great, which was at the end when they were like "Alright guys, let's set up a sequel!" and the tone was uncharacteristically bright and cheery, unlike the entirety of the rest of the movie. That got a big laugh out of me.

Dr. Doom is basically a more self-serious, ridiculously dressed Lex Luthor, and I just want him to be done justice on screen so baaaaaaad.

I have a lot of feelings about this right now.

Hot take.

Put down that pipe and get this pipe up.

Cup your hands under your breasts and hold them for ten seconds.

Now that's a motherfucking jawline.

Punisher: War Zone is one of a very small handful of movies that I have given up on within the first 30 minutes. Holy shit that movie was rancid.

It's always struck me as odd that Stan Lee shows up in all things Marvel, considering he didn't create much of the things he's now appearing in. It'd be like if Bob Kane showed up in a Booster Gold movie.

Keep it that way. Oh my god it will ruin your life.

"I think that HBO and Alec Berg, specifically, kind of thought — and I guess apparently Thomas Middleditch — I guess they thought, "All right, maybe this is the end of the character. But like everything in the show, we'll sort of solve this and then it's back to normal." And they just didn't imagine that I would be in…

"They [HBO] were understanding and said,'Look, if you really think that this is the move and that you'll be able to produce an hour special for us sooner than you would have if you were on the show, and if you feel right now under the current administration that you need to do stand-up because you need to be talking…

Horse was pretty good.

The thing that got me more than anything else was how every answer he gave seemed to elude to this sense of "I'm in on the joke, I'm both making the joke and the butt of the joke, if you don't think it's funny then THAT is the joke, and if you do think it's funny then you're stupid and laughing at the wrong thing."…

Well you're evil, of course you'd see no problem with it.