Simple, maybe… but not easy.

It doesn't get old… for you?

"I like vanilla ice cream and cheese pizza."
-Also that guy

The Dark Knight is a lot like Shawshank Redemption, in that if I'm flipping through channels and come upon it, I will stop and watch, AT LEAST until the next commercial break.

I think your top 4 is spot-on, and your bottom 4 is very very very wrong. But that's just my opinion.

If anyone says Insomnia they can fuck right off. Nothing wrong with that movie but COME ON.

Would you?

Edgelord: The Sequel

Only humans need sleep.

My dream. If I could Groundhog Day myself on like an October Sunday, I would be eternally content.

Oh I fuck with pumpkin spice, no problem. Just because it's basic doesn't mean it's not enjoyable. Katy Perry's got some catchy tunes, baby!

Autumn is the most basic of the seasons. With that said, I fucking LOVE autumn.

American Idol on ABC© is brought to you by the good people at Pumpkin Spice, LLC.

It's actually a Ryan Seacrest Type.

Seriously who is still watching The Simpsons to keep it on the air?

Not only has that ship sailed, there are dragons flying overhead and horses in the cabin.

The railroads, my boy, the railroads! They're the key! People will look at you like you're crazy, "Why Zach, why are you buying the railroads, they're so expensive and there's no reward!" Oh but once you have all four… the world is yours.

I can echo this. Went there last summer for a "vacation." Holy fuck. Worst weekend of my life.

"How did you become a werewolf? Did someone attack you?"
"I guess you could say I won the scratchy lottery…"

Yes. And then, I assume, a cave painting.