So, movie, then tv show, then podcast, then I guess, I dunno, a puppet show?

I sincerely wish McCain's cancer upon him.

Suggested, noted, logged.

Reeves is also going to find a way to somehow make Ben Affleck NOT look like an ape.

Jim was his best guy. That and John Miller.

I remember when the Army overtook Baghdad in '03 or '04, and they were going through one of Saddam's palaces and everything was spray-painted gold to look ritzy but it was all just cheap junk. I imagine if things don't go well in the coming years, one day I'll have that experience of my own, rummaging through the…

This comment will bring down the Trump administration.

39 year old white man, son of a billionaire and current President, given every opportunity and a fantastic education: GIVE HIM A BREAK, HE'S YOUNG!

Was there a contest I was unaware of?

I'm so fucking jealous of them, cuz they know how this all ends. So every decision that we're seeing happen live is confusing and anger-inducing, but to them it all makes perfect sense. Sigh. We'll be there eventually.

HE HASN'T EVEN DANCED WITH THE DEVIL IN THE PALE MOONLIGHT!

This fucking weak-chinned plastic dickless Ken doll does not get to attempt to sell out our country to a hostile foreign power and then boo-hoo about how it's affecting his life. URGHGHGHGHGHGHG. The English language is really beginning to fail me when it comes to expressing how much this family is destroying my…

It's just fucking mind-boggling to me that our own oceans, RIGHT NOW, are still almost 90% undiscovered and unknown to us, and yet there's whole fields of study dedicated to finding out about these extinct motherfuckers?

Oh I have no doubt his proposed solutions are idiotic and evil, but he's right that it's a problem. Most things he says are problem are just, not.

Honest question: what is the point of studying how fast dinosaurs could walk?

In 7th grade I wore a "funny" shirt to school that I was very proud of, and was showing it off to a couple of people. One kid looked at it kinda funny, so I said, "Did you see what it says?" And his response was, "No, I just see your tits." Uproarious laughter from passersby ensued. On that day, two things happened:…

With that said, Ed Hardy shirts do a pretty bang-up job of describing the mid-00s.

IT'S TIMES LIKE THESE YOU GIVE AND GIVE AGAINNNNNN

Each day, I understand the movie Falling Down more and more.

His body ate the lap band.