Chris Christie is, and I have this on good authority, a human tumor.

Literally the one and only thing that I think Trump is totally right about is that our infrastructure is fucking abysmal and not only needs to be fixed but just makes us look like a bunch of losers. He's not wrong there. I work in auto claims and probably 20% of our claims these days are people's cars just getting…

Fuck my job. Seriously. I got an undeserved negative survey from a customer which just fucking ruined all of my stats, then was forced to call the person to figure out why, and was then reamed out by management for not handling THAT call properly. I fucking can't with this shit, I feel like I'm losing my goddamn mind,…

My least favorite coworker (I've talked about him a lot) got married recently and was gone for two weeks. Came back yesterday horribly sunburnt. That was fun.

The man who made Governor Dunston seem presidential.

The only part of Baby Driver that I didn't like was the Godfather's Pizza product placement. The only part.

You're married to Springsteen?

I used assumed it was a math joke.

Easy there papa. Don't preach!

I see no changes to her case.

Every night that I tuned in, I kept waiting for him to drop that joke, and every night I was disappointed.

Felicity Jones in Rogue One in those khaki pants really awoke something inside me. Whoof. Let's see what she can do in a robe.

Really genuinely excited for this now. No snark.

Here's some money, go see a Net Flick.

I had a feeling someone might bring up the Crimps.

That's three!

Working out angry usually works for me, so, yeah!

Trump's performance as President is the only thing these days getting laughs from coast to coast.

Well, here's the blunt truth, at least based on the data I gathered myself from one town, which had a pretty even split of black/white. I split people up into six different categories, Poor Black, Middle Black, Rich Black, Poor White, Middle White, Rich White, and I also logged whether it was a No Tip, a Shitty Tip,…

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