Oh it's fucking terrible food, but the employees are always oddly cheerful and shit's cheap as hell.

I once spent an entire month logging a lot of data to find out that very question, because I was bored and why not. Very interesting results.

Couple years back I was working as a pizza delivery guy in rural South Carolina for… reasons. Awful job, shit pay, no one tips, the fucking worst. Me and a coworker would go this divebar every night after work and get BOMBED for dirt cheap, and then walk a quarter mile to a Waffle House and eat and drink coffee until…

I once went to an IHOP and ordered, ahem, "Chicken and Waffles." These motherfuckers brought out a waffle and three little chicken tenders, on separate plates.

Pfft. This guy doesn't even know how to use the three shells.

God help the employee who opens that door and offers his kid a cheese quesadilla.

The existence of Corona begs to differ.

…Sir, this is a Caprese salad.

I thought they just called everything a Royale w/ cheese.

This is a company that knows its clientele.

Mid-Year Job Performance for Jon Snow
Mr. Snow has a lot of value-add qualities that he brings to Westeros, and more specifically to the Northern Division, where he is currently serving as Executive VP of Operations. His work ethic and unique skill set has proved to be a real boon to his department's overall…

This gave me a case of the giggles.

MARK WAHLBERG CONFIRMED.

I'll take a nice whale-tail any day.

Is that Thandie Newton?

Probably one of Keanu's best movies, and my personal favorite football movie.

Dearest Abigail,
The nights grow colder and longer, each day that I am away from you, my love. This, the Civilest of Wars, may never end, and I only long to see your face.
With love,
Jonathan

Call me crazy, but the food in that thumbnail actually looks kind of good.

But fedora wearing neckbeards are usually known for being so thoughtful and empathetic!

The porn parody of this can really not come soon enough. *cough*