Same!

He's playing the Bug Buster. You busted, Ant-Man!

You've clearly never talked to a Trumper. They believe that Obama is the stupidest person to ever be President and was literally a terrorist who was shoved into office by a liberal Illuminati. They also think he's Muslim, or the Antichrist, or both, and that Michelle is a man in drag. I'm literally making none of this…

There's probably not any more words that could be said at this point about how Donald Trump is one of the worst human beings, let alone politicians, let alone Presidents, that we've ever had the good fortune of encountering. With all that said… can you fucking imagine Barack Obama sitting in a truck and mimicking…

There is, however, no mystery at all as to how many fucks people give about this so-called mystery.

He's the one who made me like this!

It's their job?

Genuinely shocked right now by the lack of The Room quotes in this comment section.

Why someone would want to get into a pissing contest with someone who has a MUCH louder megaphone and literally spends 8 hours a day on twitter is truly beyond me.

It slips out when it gets soapy sometimes, so yeah actually.

I made a comment alluding to the scene above, but I was actually thinking about the phone call between Brad Pitt and Malkovich this morning in the shower and cracking up. So funny.

Robert Mueller: (late at night, answering the phone) Hello?
Donald Trump: (trying to disguise his voice) Robert? Robert Mueller?
R: Yes, uh, who is this?
D: …are you, uh… Robert Mueller?
R: Who is this? What time is it? Who are you?
D: I'm a Good Samaritan. I'm sorry I'm calling at such an hour, but I thought you might be…

Paul Ryan respects an athlete, male or female.
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/8…

The clothing brand that makes those cute pink shirts?

So then we'd have a conservative politician from a famous family who killed someone in a car accident! Neat!

If there's one hallmark of being an adult, it's constantly stating how old you are. You know, like children do.

Woah. We're going multi-platform with the references.

We have to kill this movie… with our hearts.

He also once claimed 'I am God' during a deposition.

This guy's a furry.