Malone: Give me your best shot, Kobe

I saw Insane Masturbatory Rampage open for Slayer in '92.

Staff dares are the best. I once made $20 bucks as a 16-year-old busgirl when the dudes I worked with bet me I wouldn't drink balsamic vinegar straight from the bottle. They weren't impressed with a swig or two, so I kept going. Half a 12oz bottle later, I had four new $5 bills in my pocket and one hell of a…

drinking bacon grease straight is basically what grumpy old farmers do when they're backed up, at least where I'm from.

I have thousands of roms. Come at me bro.

Perhaps the better tribute would have been to let the Brown guys win.

"So we figured, hey, let's draw attention to racial inequalities in America by walking hand-in-hand out from this inflatable thing with a purple injun on it."

Did they rob a convenience store and smoke some weed pregame too?

Rayquaza's too busy hanging out with Sonequa and Latisha.

I don't really mind the new look of the movie, I'll give it a try unbiased. These action figures though.

I went to grammar school with the one kid, Sanadodeh Nesheiwat. Like roughly a year ago we linked back up and played some Call of Duty Multiplayer and we were in a room talking just asking each other how we were doing and what we were up to. He told me he was a "hacker" and I kinda shrugged it off just thinking he…