The wall of buttons on the Alfa 164 was also ridiculous.  You could never find what you were looking for.

Subaru SVX

Mitsubishi - Hear me out.  It is a sad, sad, tale.

"The shame.  Someone please help me." - Aventador

Needs more c-pillar.

Smallest rear wiper ever.  

Why do I look like a Lotus?

Best looking American car of the last 30 years.  Discuss. 

Sure you could get an old 911, or a 928, or if you really want to slum it a 944 to look rich but you won't be fooling anyone.  If you really want to look rich, while spending zilch, a 968 Convertible is the place to be.  First it is still a great looking car 20 years on and silly affordable these days.  Good ones can…

so ridiculous it is almost beyond comprehension

Cadillac BLS. The American/Swedish wagon we never got.

The Holden Caprice based Buick Park Avenue. (also sold as a Chevy Caprice in the Middle East and Africa)

Buick Reatta.

here's the concept wheel, pushing button overload even further

You and me both. There is a wiki page on it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kugelpanzer (so it must be real!)

Kugelpanzer - aka Ball Tank.

Sneak attack.

This is a cop. This spot is across from 1st Precinct on Ericsson Place.

Volvo - Truth be told, our boxy cars were our best.

Poochie approves.