Does your new car give your pickle a tickle? If not, move on and keep looking.

Jeep Hurricane - Two 5.7-liter, 8-cylinder HEMI engines and insane 4 wheel steering. The should have made a few. Perfect halo car for Jeep.

This is nothing festive about being stuck as the designated driver in a 1900 Ford Festiva, with a non-existent clutch, and four ridiculously drunk idiots for an eight hour drive from Schenectady, NY to a snowy Yankee opening day and back. The joys of pledging. I drove for almost 10 hours that day through snow,…

Acura CL?

Jamiroquai's one-off 1968 Ferrari 330GT Shooting Brake is f*cking awesome. Pardon my french.

Guacamole is a sign that Chevy's marketing sucks, yet I can't stop singing we are young to myself. End of days.

The lack of more expensive cars on this list is a problem. Picking on cheap cars is easy and no fun. There is a lot of shite in the $50K and up range. A lot.

Maybach. This still born brand was a failure from day one. A trumped up S class will never match the history and class of Rolls and Bentley (even in German hands). Still for sale through 2013 but really, what's the point.

Obvious indeed.

Hates are going to hate but the Chevy Volt is a great car to drive, even for motoring enthusiasts, and the MPG numbers are just silly. This was from my commute last Thursday. Lifetime 111mpg, which is somewhat low for Volt owners, but most probably don't drive their Volts as hard as I do.

Word of warning, while it is great having a future car nut as a child, it is impossible to resist buying your child toy cars when then can identify the type of car from the shopping cart.

Yellow Sac Spiders and the Mazda6. Apparently, this type of spider likes to go zoom zoom and make webs in the evaporative canister vent lines of Mazda6s. These webs may cause a restriction in the line and thus cause the fuel tank to leak. This spider car love caused a 52,000 car recall. Strange but true.

Just another dude on his smartphone.

I guess they did. Report was he was super nice and super chill (to be expected).

Mazdaspeed 6. Great car that flies totally under the radar. Thing was / is a beast. Plus it only came in manual.

Private jet my ass. A friend of mine took this picture Sunday night. Sebastian was flying coach to LGA after the race.

Agreed.

You're right about the lease. Rebate goes to leasing company but that gets factored into the lease (i.e you are leasing a $35k car v. $40k). Only problem is that the residual price is not impacted by the rebate, so the car will be worth more at the end of the lease than it should. Not an issue if your not going to…

Here she is. I've only gotten her to 99.

I own one. See this old Jalop posting that has my 8 reasons why i got one. [jalopnik.com]