@tonyola: Slow day in the world of cars, slow slow day.

Kia Amanti - The most derivative luxo-barge ever. The great leader took the best bits from the worlds greatest cars and with the will of G-d merged them into the people's luxury car. No one knows what it is, but "boy does it look expensive and important." Just look at that grill!

Alpine A110. Won everything in the early 70s including a clean-sweep at the 1971 Monte Carlo Rally, placing first, second and third.

I've done better donuts in an 88 Dodge Caravan.

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling jalopniks!

@geistkoenig: Nice choice. I am look right at it and all I see is an empty parking space.

@zacarious: For those with no imagination here it is. Or at least I think this is it.

Current generation Mitsubishi Gallant - This can has NO distinguishing features except for being completely indistinguishable. Close your eyes and try to picture it. It's impossible. All you get is some sort of 4 door nondescript blob.

@DGarbs567: Charger and Challenger are built on Chrysler's LC and LC platforms, which are made of Mercedes hand-me-downs. And the new Grand Gherokee? Take a guess. Yep, its also mostly Mercedes underneath.

@GTRbrian: touché

@Irishman — AARGH!: That's because Chrysler is not a car company. Not as we would define one. They don't engineer cars from the ground up. They don't have product cycles.

Elantra was also the butt of many jokes. Now look at it.

This used to be a joke.

@Christopher Hunt: D'oh!

Ford Seattle-ite XXI

Over the summer I rented a 300 when I was in Savanna/Charleston for a week. Despite the terrible transmission, terrible engine, and poor build quality I rather enjoyed my time in the 300 (even snapped a picture of her). Yes, the 300 is shite, but its also got personality and personality goes a long way.

@zacarious:

1967 Oldsmobile Toronado Barris 70-X ... a "Space-Girl" car if there ever was one. Checkout the back seat below - the times Raquel and I would have had back there. Wow.

How much is the Evoque going to cost? Is it really going to be the most expensive 4 cylinder vehicle in America?

@SynthOno: Amen brother. Amen.