@Jagvar: A fridge like that is a requisite wherever you are; home, garage, basement, pool, office, movie theater, bathroom, dance recital, wedding, ball game, the list goes on ... and on.

@Tossed Mazda3hatch's Chicken Salad all over Accord's face with a plate of croutons and Bleu Cheese

Have to say, I am a sucker for a nice carport. No matter how well intentioned one is, garages always get filled with crap. Even fantasy ones. Car ports, not so much; no place to put crap. This allows for the cars to stand on their own, without distractions, in their natural glory and environment. Plus they are…

@Steffi: Exactly.

FLO is the type of girl I would describe as "damaged goods. "

Also Jill Wagner. Not exactly sure why, but those Mercury commercials always caught my attention. She will be missed.

Women who know how to drive stick and drive well. Watching a lady row through the gears in a skirt is a thing of beauty. The interaction with the clutch pedal; hand on the gear shift. Great stuff. I spent a couple of long drives with a lovely lady in a Miata back in the day who taught me a thing or two about…

A love of clutch balance and everything in-between.

The Fiero. No one wants to be the Fiero guy. This much I know to be true. Once you go Fiero, you have made the decision (conscious or not) that a real sports car will never be part of your future. It's a car that sounds great in theory or so you tell yourself (mid engined, small, light sports car) but deep down…

The Scirocco reminds me of a panini-ed Golf. Sure its a little sleeker and "sophisticated" but its still just a grilled cheese sandwich.

@skyln95: I sold one on eBay a few years back for the buy it now price which was way over Kbb ... I guess you are not the only one looking

Why drive the ring in crap, if you're going to go slow might as well do it in style, top down, with a few fiends. A fitting choice would be a 1966 Lincoln Continental Convertible, the pinnacle of Lincoln style.

@Brian: Cogito Ergo ZOOM!: Been there. Roughage.

@Matt Hardigree: Agreed but its the punters' choice. Real money would be on the G20t.

Nice list but I take issue with the SE-R. For the same money you can get an Infiniti G20t. It's got the same engine as the SE-R with a far better platform and equipment package - including limited slip. Plus the chances that the G20t was hooned are far far less.

Also for the gearhead with a family, my vote is on theNissan Quest / Mercury Villager.

1994/1995 Infiniti G20t.

Wrong in all the right ways.

@pauljones: i thought we were the cylons ...

@Ash78: agreed, the SUV loophole is a big one and I am surprised it hasn't been addressed either by insurance companies or plaintiffs attorneys