In all seriousness the 2000 Fiat / GM Partnership was one of the great hoaxes of all time. A hearty glass of AM scotch goes out to the Fiat executives/lawyers who planned this merger hoax.

Chrysler.

never trust a man in an all blue mondrian sweater

@wimbles - Pontiac 6000 STE Fanatic: Kids just don't watch TV like they used too in the old days

Young women in the American penal system, lady gaga making a sandwich, and a bright yellow pussy wagon ... how could this not be safe for work?

@JC Whitless - probably will edit this to make your comment look stupid: agreed vehicular disposophobia is also quite common in the tri-state (nyc) area, small apartments require creative storage solutions

Hummers are dying? Don't tell the wife.

Even looks massive on google earth. Plus check out the baby Ekranoplan to the north west.

Killed by Carpocalypse or killed by Mitsubishi sucking ass?

You could even make a 1976 Lincoln Continental Rocket car, attach some fisher price wings and try to jump the St. Lawrence River. Wait strike that, someone already tried that.

Buick is on the verge of coming out with a manual turbo charged all-wheel drive 4-cylinder wagon and we are going to disparage the poor company.

My late uncle Bob's Yellow 76's Pontiac Firebird. He was a pimp and the car was balling.

First there was the dancing plague of 1518, now we have the Toyota acceleration plague of 2010 - mass hysteria strikes again.

Daewoo G2X

How about the Mitsubishi Gallant? Remember when the Gallant was actually a competitive sports-sedan. When people - dare I say it - lusted after the VR-4. I did, that car was spicy.

I am both ashamed and proud of my home town at the same time. Snowicane what will you bring nyc next?

This murder has all the hallmarks of hopkin green frog.

Mitsubishi Gallant. See [jalopnik.com]

@zacarious: Funny this is the one brand I think GM actually managed well. From the great commercials ([www.hummer.com]) and marketing, to the nice dealerships and brand image, Hummer wasn't all that bad. Sure the H2 was terrible, but the H3 was more than ok and could be had with a 5-speed and the H4 looked even…

Daniel Chesterfield will now make the entire brand disappear.