In American culture, if someone is rich then they are automatically smart and have good leadership abilities. It’s the myth of the self-made man

Because half of our country is comprised of sentient beings who care about others and the planet and the other half of our country is is comprised of unevolved, gun worshipping, women and minority hating, banjo plucking nitwits (their only redeeming quality is appreciating the lovely banjo instrument) who are…

Also as “punishment” by rednecks and hillbillies for subjecting them to the misery of a brilliant black man as president.

Because our country was built on an ancient Indian burial ground and it’s finally coming back to haunt us.

Spencer did nazi that coming....

My 30 year old memory of history thinks you will be ok. Bill Clinton ran a good ship. Bush fucked it up. Obama ran a good ship. Trump will fuck it up. The next guy will run a good ship. The guy after that will fuck it up.

“the deal was reached a week ago, but has been kept ‘a big secret’ because Michele’s camp feared the seven days of criticism that would surely lead up the divisive President-elect’s big day.”

That and I think he’s in the early stages of dementia, so he sticks close to the familiar.

“And, in closing, can anyone recommend a good conditioner?”

Toolbox of Dildos is the name of the new Goo Goo Dolls album.

I see your Staind and raise you this: I went to a Puddle of Mudd concert for a guy once.

I once met a guy with a 3 Doors Down Tattoo.

That’s all you needed to know about him.

This fucker Paul Ryan who claims he loves Ronald Reagan and Conservatism and Bill Buckley and now he’s going to stand by while the country gets overtaken by the former head of the KGB.

Is he going to bring in a private security force? I heard that’s how the SS got its start.

I read a comment somewhere after the election - all the 70-something white folks who voted enthusiastically for Trump also lived through the peak Cold War, Communist-Russian-hating era. So yeah, folks - EXCELLENT choice in exercising your vote.

I set a bunch of healthy eating goals for myself pre-election. And now part of me is like, “meh, you’re not going to live long enough to get diabetes anyway, just buy all of the cannolis.”

If you havent set a price and closing date, you really need to think about it. Ryan and those guys are trying to change the home tax credit to $24,000 so alot can change. I bought in 2015.

I’ve been stressed about the repeal of the ACA. My nine-year-old daughter and I both have pre-existing conditions that require lifelong care. But then, I had the same thought: This is gonna be funny as hell that I worried about healthcare instead of savoring my last few months before the apocalypse.

Pro tip: If the GOP House has its way, the mortgage deduction goes bye-bye very soon. If it does happen, this will negatively affect housing prices--and, of course, the tax breaks you may count on to afford the places you’re looking at.

My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.