You know I actually like her this season. She is a PITA but she owns it. I kind of identify with her. Not sure what that says about me.

All the stars.

Why doesn’t this have more stars? Mobile home... Tortoise shell... Hahahaha

- insert hammaconda joke -

At least now I know why my tween son wants his hair to be “tall”

KNOWLEDGE IS POWER.

I don't think s/he has that ability

WHICH BATHROOM WILL SHE USE???

I replied to the wrong person, sorry! I was rebutting Dan’s declaration of rights.

Also, I have the right to live. And not get shot. And not have to worry about my kids getting shot.

Yay! I love your blog posts :)

Unless it is a tomato sandwich. Those should only be eaten on white bread and slathered with Dukes mayo.

I poked around on his website and felt like I was looking at “where’s Waldo?”

I read it that way too!!!

Fuck this. Why do I have to click so much to see the peen?

They have named the shooter.

All the stars.

also...

Oh honey I hear you. I set this rule as long as he didn't hit me I wasn't being abused. I was so delusional. I only came out of it when he started hitting my kids instead which was so much worse.

I would believe it. When I found out I was pregnant I felt like I had been transported back to the 1700s. How in the world can an educated woman in this day and age explain to people that her husband had intentionally gotten her pregnant so that she wouldn’t leave him? It was the first step towards me finally…