Fat Donny Two Scoops and his party have set the bar so low, the Dems will be going high by default.

Without a supportive House and Senate, it’s going to be impossible for a President Biden to make the reforms needed to prevent another Cheetolini. With Democratic house and GOP senate, a big corrective measure like American Investment and Recovery Act will never happen. And after 4 years of Biden barely keeping…

Moscow Mitch brings a lot of federal money to his shithole state.

The training came to light due a report from the Manual Red Eye, a student newspaper at duPont Manual High School in Louisville, Ky. The training material, titled “The Warrior Mindset,” featured such lovely quotes like “the very first essential for success is a perpetually constant and regular employment of violence.”

You are correct, it’s nothing to do with Mayor Bowser’s rules to keep her citizens alive. Fat Donny Two Scoop’s campaign is suffering financially (the big donors are hesitant and the little donors are out of money), so there’s not enough money to launder from the campaign to the hotel. Plus the Secret Service is DC…

Every time I think I need to cut back on the drinking, I read shit like this and that notion flies right out the window.

At this point, the only difference is the language, complexion, and dress code. FFS, Vanilla ISIS is calling themselves The Base, which translates to Al Qaeda.

And Trump, never one to try and quell violence when it is to his benefit, reshared a video of his supporters swarming the Biden-Harris bus on the highway with a declarative, “I Love Texas!”

Aliens interfering in our elections? Wouldn’t be the first time.

Watch the full set, which film critic and comedian Jourdain Searles says “screams ‘I am married to a Black woman and she has given me many lectures,’” below.

Similarly, as Colbert described him, “friend of the show and enemy of democracy” Chris Christie—who spent four days doing mask-eschewing debate prep alongside Rudy Giulinai of all people

When there were a dozen Democratic candidates for president, it seemed the like SNL’s casting was done on a who-looks-like-who basis. Now that the nominees are official, Carey and Rudolph have worked on their impressions, and both have noticeably improved. Instead of just posing well, Rudolph sounds like Harris, and…

We could have an episode full of sniglets!

the Halle Berry-starring Little Mermaid remake.

the people calling out the problems/rule breakers are somehow the bad people and the people breaking the rules are held as some paragon.

Many firefighters are hot, as their jobs demand they stay in great physical condition, and many did join the fire service in order to risk their lives on behalf of total strangers. But there are some bad apples, like the firefighters that also like starting fires (not a significant issue, but a constant one) or the…

Earlier in the day, Cruz appeared on CBS to explain why he now believes it’s utterly appropriate to ram through Donald Trump’s nominee in the weeks before the during a presidential election, contrary to what he and other Republicans said in 2016.

Every wedding I have ever attended has led to either a vicious divorce (including my own) or the death at a far-too-young age of the groom

Max Brooks’ face is such a perfect combination of his parents’ faces. RIP Anne Bancroft.

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