Happy birthday! May I call you Burnsy?

People are saying the meteor had a scorching case of herpes.

And Deiphobus is here, too!

Trump golf club wants some rent relief, pretty please. Yeah, well, get in line. [Palm Beach Post]

Not that blind.

You need to learn more about Quakers - they were active abolitionists before it was trendy (ie while slavery was still legal in the northern states) and they’re one of the least persecuting/proselytizing sects of Christians out there.

Golden Griddle is... a brand of syrup and not a 24 hour breakfast restaurant?

This is an opportunity for a European actress to claim the brand as her own.

Frangelico man will defend her honor.

I’m sure it was part of the settlement. I’m no lawyer, but I’ve never heard of an NDA without some financial payment and/or financial penalty for disclosure, attached.

It’s more than the shirt; he won’t be watching OAN around the players, and next time he sees a (bullshit) piece about current social issues, he won’t be tempted to show it to his players to challenge their (reality based) views. The coach will continue to watch that garbage, but there is no longer a chance of him…

Got to enjoy the little victories when you can find them.

Trump, naturally, is not happy about this brazen display of disloyalty at all, threatening to sue his niece for violating a *checks notes* non-disclosure agreement she supposedly signed decades ago, the existence of which certainly points to the Trumps being a very normal and loving family.

Nebraska Democrats, come get your boy. You know you can do better!

That manager sounds like an asshole, but a pliable, projecting asshole you could control just by sending 3 or 4 sex workers to his home.

It’s pretty fun, there’s lots of variety.

Jacoby & Myers are still together*.

The book is due to be released June 23, but people are saying the Trump administration is trying to block the book’s release, so who knows what will happen on the 23rd.

Here’s an except from the book* (I’m procrastinating so why not type up half a page), you decide if it’s racist or a just a product of the time:

The book is expected to send shockwaves throughout the White House,