Came here to post this too, it’s my favorite reaction.

I am aware you do not want an answer to your question, but someone ungreyed you, so here’s an answer:

“Your honor, look at me. Now look at the man I’m accused of spitting on. You have no choice but to acquit me of all charges.”

The day the video was released (destroying Buffalo PD’s claim that Gugino tripped), I saw bottom feeders on twitter pointing out where Gugino had a bump on the back of his head, which was obviously a squib, and a wrinkle in his shirt that was really a trigger wire. It’s a wonder these people don’t hurt themselves…

Alia Shawkat is also apologizing, for apparently saying the n-word four years ago during an interview, when she rapped out a lyric from Drake’s “We Made It.”

I was born in 1976, so it’s likely I was strapped into one of those buckets in my parents’ AMC Gremlin. I have no memory of that, just taking over the back of the station wagon on road trips. With my older brother in the back seats and me rolling around the cargo area, we both had plenty of space and my parents got a…

I believe that one doesn’t declare themselves an ally - that decision is left to the people one is trying to aid. If you think you’re an ally, ask your Black friends, they’ll let you know if you’re doing it wrong. 

(According to Wikipedia, this variation is known as Ants on Vacation.)

Her TV career began in 1951 and also included credits from Naked City, I Spy and Mission: Impossible to Gunsmoke and East Side/West Side. Most recently she has appeared in The Trip to Bountiful (2014), House of Cards (2016), Madame Secretary (2019) and OWN’s Cherish the Day earlier this year.

Any idea if these recent graduates have been given honorable discharges?

Since Diamond and Silk got banished to the cornfield, Candace Owens has the top spot, just below Ben Carson and Kanye West.

The Congressional Black Caucus was apparently responsible for this decision, which was meant to memorialize Floyd, but the move still came across as something more suited to a Veep subplot than real life.

But the death of Floyd and the worldwide protests that followed have, for whatever reason, unleashed the perfect powder keg of catharsis and fury, forcing politicians to grapple with policy in an unprecedented way.

So their choice is to propose a bill that Moscow Mitch will ignore, or take no action? Better to “waste” time doing what the House of Representatives is supposed to do (proposing legislation) than do nothing at all.

I was surprised to learn that when I had my uterus removed, I also lost my XX chromosomes. 

TERFs are FARTs.

If you are not in fact an asshole, here are some answers:

Another mind boggler. How did a state which only exists because the citizens did not want to join the Confederacy end up with so many Confederate flags proudly displayed?

That’s a risk I’m willing to take. And I think if we keep Ivanka’s body a in jar in his line of sight, he’ll be permanently distracted.

Hopefully George is looking down right now and saying this is a great thing that’s happening for this country. It’s a great day for him, it’s a great day for...everybody.