“Won’t somebody think of the children‽”

Ban all cars and shut down all roads. If nobody was allowed to drive, then nobody would die in vehicle crashes. I solved the problem for you.

The style and symmetry is good... but if you want a real automotive challenge, find one out on the road today where the inner tail lights are not faded!  Now that’s a rare find.

They said they’d fix the road when pigs fly.

That is clearly the number one worst.

and somehow, none of these would get me to work and my kids to school for 4 months of the year.

A 1/2 mile of unplowed dirt road followed by a mile of paved-but-unplowed township roads?

I’ll stick with my subaru, thanks.

Looks at car and price scolls down and votes CP. Goes back to read article and wants to vote CP again.

FRESNO, CA — I think I’ve finally found a religion I can convert to. I’m thinking of turning Sikh. And we’ll just slide right by all the puns popping into your little heads, if you don’t mind. The Sikhs are just the coolest warrior tribe around. Take their scripture.

Bullshit. It’s nationalism that exists solely because of religious divides and doctrine. Claiming that this isn’t religious is about as disingenuous as when people say “ThE cIvIl WAr wAS abOUT stAtE’s riGHts.”  Yeah, sure, it was, their rights to slavery.  Every bit of national identity tied up in this conflict is a…

When the nations define themselves by their religion, nationalism is about religion.

“organized whackadoodle religions” is redundant

Oh look! Yet another example of how codified fairy tales, organized whackadoodle religions, are far more fanatically evil than whatever good they provide.