The woman who first told the story as a blind item has said it was not Louis CK. Another comic, Doug Stanhope, came forward and said it was him, not Louis CK. So why is he still being tarred with this brush? I’m sure he’s not without faults, but it’s been pretty much verified that this isn’t one of them.

As a researcher for many years on this crime, I can tell you that Miss Van Houten has suffered long enough. Never motivated to kill anyone, on the afternoon of August 9, 1969, she overheard - from a fellow Spahn Ranch accolyte, Patricia Krenwinkel -the barbarity of the the crime that took the lives of Sharon Tate and…

I’m sure she’ll be rejected again.

I don’t know why people would trust him after he tried to ruin Christmas.

Ahh, OK, I have no clue what the game was about, I just remember hearing the name, seeing the Rabbids, but having no clue what the gameplay was other than it was fun.

Me reading the headline...

Joel Osteen is a piece of shit (obviously). But seriously, how does anyone look at a dude with that haircut/tie combo and think: 1. This dude clearly has the direct line to god and 2. I should give him all my money? Dude screams ‘snake oil salesman’ from a mile away. He’s one leather jacket away from being the shady…

I object to your use of the word “cunt” in this context.

I heard someone call a group of his supporters “the 5th avenue crowd”. As in they are the ones that would have stood by him if he shot someone on 5th avenue.

My (overvalued) $.02:

This is window dressing, a meaningless gesture to appease ‘traditional Conservative Republicans’ and the Generals.

Bannon will say he will continue to support the Circus Peanut’s agenda, early Redditors/Breitfarters will be mad initially but briefly, and the bullshit will continue.

I don’t know about solving world hunger, but The Gates foundation is currently working on eradicating polio worldwide. I’m not sure if Bill and Melinda Gates are worthy of your disdain, but what do I know?

The bill and melinda gates foundation is quite possibly the best and most far reaching charity in the world. They do a shit ton more for MILLIONS of people than you do pontificating from your fucking kinja. FUCK YOUUUUUU

Maybe he knows his world is going to hell and wearing hats won’t matter. I’ve quit hats myself.

As the Grilling King of the Southeastern United States (the Grilling Center of the Universe), I hereby command all loyal subjects to take the hot burgers off the grill, place them onto a plate or cookie sheet (depending on the number of burgers), immediately place quality cheese onto burgers, and cover with foil.…

Over $125???? Nightmare people, calm thy tits. Read thy original contract. Get thee to a nap.

Reince should txt him to say, “Congratulations, I’ll pray for your child.”

Wait, are you saying that you don’t need something that you already have, and therefore can’t understand the appeal to others who might have a need for said thing?

I’m waiting for him to drop a “bada-bing” in a press conference.

Exactly. The funds are just not there for handling this properly. That doesn’t make taking the kids into foster care and adopting them out (the likely outcome for any children under 2) the morally pure choice, but it’s the most practical choice in the system we currently have. That sucks, and it needs to be fixed.

My…

He didn’t say “hashtag dab hashtag jakepaulers hashtag yolo”? He has a lot of work to do; he might be the worst ever now, but there are depths he can still plumb!