Somewhere the technology exists to know the total number of things waiting on chips from the pandemic. Cars, trucks, people at Mexican restaurants that can't find servers, etc. I would like to know that number to see the total impact. 

They could try lifting it and putting some black plastic cladding on the wheel wells, I hear that’s pretty popular.

no, no, just the battery expansion flaps (hydraulic) and the chain-driven electron pump and the electromechanical polarity re-reverser with its heavy-duty synchronizing chain guided with little tabs made of pressed M&M shells

I think it looks pretty good for a Pontiac.

I find it hilarious that the same company responsible for the current-gen Silverado’s appearance is worried about “brand image.” 

Thunderbolt!

Just call it a Taurus and be done with it.

“CEO ZoZo Go LLC”

That’s a shitload of downforce.

[Dealer]: Shit. How much is this gonna cost me?

*Insert joke about BMW drivers only putting it in for 3 minutes and being done*

Ford Mucus

Allegedly they only fired him because he showed back up with a really bad-looking dragon neck tattoo and a couple of tears on his cheek. That’s against HR policy.

Front loading washer.

Modestly fucked. However, the level of fucked we’re currently resigned to can be described as “just the tip.” We really don’t want to keep billowing greenhouse gases into the atmosphere and force the whole shaft in there.

I’d wager that 0-60 times are lickety-split.

Ask your boss if Viagra is right for your trailer. Certain erections may last a quarter of a mile, and may lead to Peyronie’s disease when mixed with bridges and overpasses.

do you want zombies? because this is how you get zombies.

“I know you’re screaming at your monitor right now wondering how the hell I could possibly give praise to the WRX STI Type RA earlier this week for seemingly the same changes and its own eye-opening price tag.” 

Should I feel bad that I read this as “brown eye-opening price tag”?

But just remember, as the phone ages, it may only start a small fire. This is a feature, of course.