A mask will not protect you from BO

It also didn’t have an incredibly stupid name like the Aztek. 

The Aztec isn’t any uglier than your average CUV built today, and at least it was original. Change my mind.

Wouldn’t he really rather have a Buick? (which also happens to have sold a car called the Century)

For the same base price you could get more than 7,000 Pop Tarts.

Its those judgy instructors that may not recognize your “journey” from a size 0 to a size 00 and just ignore you instead of giving you a shout out.

I hate how aspirational this commercial is.

The real change is... ON THE INSIDE.

I don’t drive an iPhone

I really don’t care, do u?

oops I missed that it was you who wrote the article, sorry!

Yeah, but they’re the weird gothic kid in art class who’s older than the others and has seen this before and know where it leads.

Gallows you disingenuous pillock:

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

I mean....I described it as irrational. How does one explain it better than calling it irrational?

I was pretty “meh” about these for a good while, “What’s the problem?” ... till I had to get through to Santa Monica one day not too long ago.

I feel like the entire article overlooked an important detail in the original question:

It would be much better if he just promised a bunch of crap that will never pass senate in 100 years, because the splinter child bloggers know thats how governance really works.

Right? Half of this article reads like that infamous Sean Hannity clip where incredulously recites AOC’s campaign platform.