Part of me thinks the author just wanted to plug his own punk creds. But I’m trying to be less cynical—by like, at least 3%.

Can Splinter cut it out with the lame hit pieces please?

Instead of disqualifying every. single. candidate. that. is. thinking. of. running.

There is no way you can model a presidential campaign off of DIY.

“Anti-freedom”.

This is sarcasm right? Calling Williamsburg a artist’s retreat? I’m slow and it’s been a couple years since I left DC but definitely got NOMA 2.0 vibe from Naval Yard. At least NOMA had that littlle...uh club...in an old post office.

We are not disciplined enough to have nice things like this. America is not ready for no speed limits and topless beaches 

Holy fuck. The 5 already feels like Talladega when you get over the grapevine. Do you know how many Escalades are going to want to do +120mph? 

I did Nazi that coming.

I pinched a nerve in my neck a few months ago nodding my head too vigorously.

I bruised my hand raking leaves yesterday.

One word, Chili.

“baby’s”

int x=loan+creditbalance;

It will be inertially guided

It seems reasonable, sure, but it’s also ineffective.

Counter-argument: Stop trying to logically reason with your 3 year old, who’s brain is not capable of complex reasoning, and simply establish a proper hierarchy of power in your social structure. The only thing a 3 year old needs to understand is that it’s important to do whatever the adult in charge tells them to do,…

“If you don’t get in the bathtub right now, I’m going to kick your and.”

“I bet it works on adults, too.” I realize this is a subtle attempt at neurolinguistic programming... AND I don’t think I’d appreciate it being used on me.