In that karaoke video, two things occur to me.

Again, not taking anything away from her - she’s smart as a whip, I’d have never been able to come out of my pot haze at 14 and come up with anything this clever.

Very cool and smart, she’s to be congratulated! I hope she continues on that path.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHK FIGCK FIUCK FUCK FUCK!

True, I’ve seen you call the Half 2CV “dumb”, and it still comes off as loving!  Good rant, by the way. 

Wait, was that a false equivalency or just a complete non-sequitur? Hard to tell...

Aw hell, they also gave us Bach, Oktoberfest, Porsche, BMW and Mercedes! (Among other things.)

Fugly AF

Yayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If more people thought like you, it would be awesome, and the Earth could possibly be saved. But between entropy and the fact that we can’t even use fucking electric scooters(!) properly, we will definitely destroy each other and the planet in not very much time. And trust me, I don’t like that, not one little bit.

Pfft... I still don’t care. If they don’t overcharge me, someone else will.

Ah, but back in ancient times (4 years ago), it was a really pleasant thing. It was all about the cool/cute/funny image, and a few fun filters. Comments were basically, “wow!” “Cool” “haha” and/or the various associated emoji (even if they were repeated a few too many times.)

I still use some of their products, their pretty cool. But I haven’t used iTunes, or bought any music from Apple in about 6 years now. I just buy music with no DRM so I can play it anywhere, at any time, and not give a fuck about what country I’m in, or if I’m getting a good enough signal, or if inexplicably my…

But if convenience is your jam, the new default setting basically keeps the device on the ready for quick removal.

No wonder we can’t seem to grasp major issues like climate change, grave social inequalities and the perilous balance between the word’s nuclear powers - we can’t even get past leggings, for fuck’s sake!

And I thought I had a fun job...

Was just going to write EXACTLY that. I also live in SM, same story. A year ago: “Oh, how cute, whatever.” Now: In everyone’s driveway or yard or street corner (where I’ll always kick them down to hopefully get run over by a F150 or Hummer2).

Yep, not a problem in the least. In fact, I enjoy seeing some of the names they come up with. Some were hysterical, and I even appropriated one for myself when I moved.

Well done! Insightful, well-written and funny - old school Gizmodo!

Are you crazy???? The fucking world would end!!!