Wait, are we actually talking about this?

Hysterical, I was just about to ask if this was even an article...?  

Agreed, I practically live in hotels. I don’t trash the place, I just use it like normal and leave. I do my job, and everyone else does theirs, no big deal.

$10 a day? I love hotel cleaning people, and sometimes I tip, but - as a person who’s traveled for work, staying in an average of 4 hotels a week for 5 months out of every year, for the last 25 years - not one maid, hotel manger, sales agent, tour manager, or anyone else I’ve traveled with has ever said that. That’s…

You beat me to it. Williamsburg (???). Artists (????????????!!!!).

Wait... what? I like tomatoes and all, but...

I read Jalopnik, of course!

Great way to get rid of more Californians in a state where they practically hand out driver’s licenses like strip club leaflets.

Agreed. If there were ever a need for an actual, viable third party (some might even call it a “second” party), that time is now.

Yep, agreed, from first-hand experience here in Santa Monica. But it could be a matter of different “sects” or something, I dunno.

That was even better than the Queen references.

I was always more of a 3- and 4- series guy. Renting one in Hawaii, however, turned out to be a great solution. The speed limits are ridiculously low there, so anything more than this is generally superfluous (at least in Honolulu). The thing still has enough kick, though, and with the form factor of the 1 series, it …

Awesome! I had to grow up last month and trade in my ‘06 Z4 for a 2017 Outback 3.6 (my 14-year-old son, and his drums, etc.) - but I love the thing. Rented one on Turo for about a week and I realized that I think AWD makes this class of car drive almost like... well, a car! Can’t wait to try some donuts of my own.

Fine. Just please no more Marie Kondo references.  Thank you.

God yes. Library music is fun and all, but holy cow...

I’m a full-time musician and composer, and I’ve been off Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for almost 3 years now. And I’m still alive! Of course, I never opened other online accounts using my Facebook login (it just seemed like a bad idea, even 5 years ago), so it was way easier to jettison. And I must say, it has…

Ugh, the “negotiating”...

Did they count all the people that just lost interest after 30 minutes and wanted to look for something that was actually compelling?  ‘cause, damn... 

But if we added Puerto Rico, we could borrow a page from the DC Comics playbook and revamp the marketing as “USA: New 52"

Doesn’t anybody in the WH have a Grubhub account?