Top Gear finally has something for their small, small, audience of military logistics enthusiasts.

Chapter II:

"I fired the WRX to life and it rumbled with the sound of power. The car groaned as I began to let off the clutch. My faithful WRX, with its brand new stage-two modification pulled the Charger out of a four inch snowbank.

And this should help too...

This should help..

did anyone else immediately think of this?

Sadly it's incomplete, it does have the basic necessary components. Just not all of the common usages. But I suppose a really pedantic version of the image would be a dictionary.

This is how you learn CPR, just not at work. NSFW.

i love how you guys are giving em shit for their shop and tools. those boxes are harbor freight. you dont need a huge electric hoist to pull an engine, a 150 buck cherry picker will do. you dont need an impact gun or air tools, hand tools, and a lil penetrating lube (i use pb blaster, then brush on ATF, and it…

Did GM buy Ferrari or something?

"Rick did you feel that?"
"It's alright Dale, that's just shame. You'll get used to it."

My Mom used to do this with area rugs in winter - part of her Christmas prep ritual. She's been gone for a couple of decades now and I'd forgotten this until today. Thanks, it's a nice memory.