Tom,

My favorite is when the chairs start moving in directions they aren’t supposed to move. My current seat leans in impossible directions.

Seriously the people complaining about whitewashing...

Wow.

*Phone Rings*
Auto Enthusiast: “Hey, honey, what’s up?”
Auto Enthusiast’s Wife: “Have you been drinking and shopping on Amazon again?!”
AE: “Not that I can recall. Why do you ask?”
AEW: “Well, I came home from work to find a Corvette ZR1, Challenger Hellcat, Mustang GT350, one of those stupid sleeveless shirts with…

Does it come with a sticker I can put on the back of my Range Rover so people know that I like to over spend on my coffee mugs as well as my vehicles.

Does it come with a sticker I can put on the back of my Range Rover so people know that I like to over spend on my…

That’s what HOAs are for. If you can’t stand the sight of a well-kept, expensive trailer in someone’s driveway, you should make your largest investment in a neighborhood where the HOAs motto is: “Absolutely no fun allowed, whatsoever!”

Though... money shots on your friends would be ill-advised.

You might as well ask the question about cruise control. It’s there relieve driver fatigue and improve quality of life. It’s not there so you can check your phone or take your eyes off the road. Tesla has been clear from the start that drivers must still pay attention and be ready to take over at any time. Before…

I think gizmodo needs curfews for their night editors

So I take it you’re the dipshit that thinks an article about the Ford GT is the perfect place to bring up unrelated politics.

Why the fuck do people cheat at games? If you’re cheating, YOU AREN’T PLAYING THE GAME. No achievements are your own, and you’re just a hollow, shriveled up, little peanut of a person, who no one will ever love, and you will die alone.

I’d be pissed if it happened this year. I finished paying off my student loans a couple years ago.

If you think Kansas City has “big city amenities,” you have not been to a big city.

In the nicest way possible.... FUCK YOU! Ban me from driving, Sorry but some of us take it seriously and love it. I drive back and forth between Chicago and Atlanta even though flights are stupidly cheap because I love driving. Let’s ban your smart phone. It’s proven to be a distraction in every facet of life, people…

This is actually good for racing promotion, many people like cars and purchase millions of arcade racing games, where they bump each other and use nitrous boost. If the same gamers will purchase this game and will teach basics of the serious motorsports, it can increase racing series audience. More audience, more…

Kind of ironic since the idea is too Finnish.

I thought this was pretty cool, even though I don’t agree with his policies or politics and generally consider Barack Hussein Obama to be a total fucking ass-clown, and a failure.

I use F.lux for this.

The prevailing lore is the term refers to the result of what a person looks like after a crash wearing a helmet but no other protective gear: