MB is to blame for all of this nonsense when they introduced the CLS. Then everybody wanted a coupe sedan. It trickled down to mainstream midsizers, and the average Joe didn’t know why his Sonata had no headroom or rear visibility. The one good thing about this whole debacle is that Sergio Marchionne’s dick got cut…

easily fixed by dropping in a ZJ rear end. Might actually be faster than doing the rear brakes.

As long as there’s sparks, I’m in

they currently have a swan paddle boat, a pair of binoculars, and 2 saltine crackers. They have their best men on the job.

Had to go quick, it’s the end of the day lol

Why were the fishermen floating just below the surface?

“Let me get this straight, you’ve LOST a submarine?”

The real lesson learned:

This is why planes can take off when on a treadmill

I think her version was actually a bit better then the original Metric one.

She also sang Metric’s Black Sheep for The Clash At Demonhead’s performance in Scott Pilgrim vs. The World:

To everyone saying this doesn’t look good: You are wrong and I hate you.

Because they tried it already and it didn’t work...granted Mercedes really should have put sliding doors on this.

I’ll just leave this here...

They won the championship in 2014, sooooo.

“Lol.”

Be careful of how quickly you push your shopping cart around the grocery store, it might end up with a red-and-blue vinyl wrap and camera mounts.

There was a weird period of time where the actress who plays Alice on Workaholics (Maribeth Monroe) was also hawking Applebee’s, and not infrequently, the Applebee’s commercial would play during an ep of Workaholics.

No Concern! Remove all Aston Headlights!