Fair, I get your post. But I do have an overabundance of snark... so it has to come out somewhere.

It’s the Maybach equivalent of the pine tree hanging from your rearview mirror. 

You think this is “overly dramatic, flowery and emotive”? Think again. Speaking as a professional copywriter, I have vowed to become a press-release writer for perfumes in my next life. Those guys get away with ANYTHING.

Like the J. Peterman catalog

Outlets are the key.  I can survive having the lights off and everything closed if I can top off my phone.

Ah, Peter Egan. I wrote him a letter once as a teen. He actually wrote me back! Made my year.

Also perfect for those who build home cockpits for flight sims. If only I had the space...

Not actually seeing a lot of rot there, which is typical for deeply sunk vessels in cold water like Superior has.

Absolutely! You just can’t look at a Frogeye Sprite without getting a smile on your face. It just looks so happy!

Per Google:

I have a MK2 Sprite the boxy one.  Even it is cute and people think it's adorable.  However it's pretty much impossible to beat an MK1 bugeye for cuteness.

The Fiat 500 Jolly might, *might* be able to compete with this, but anything else is the incorrect answer.

This is the way!

The only correct answer

Possibly the only thing that can give an Austin Healey Sprite any competition, the Ferves Ranger;

I think the win should go to the Sprite, as mentioned by others, but I have to at least nominate the Neon for the classic ad:

The “Minnie” MINI

I’m going to vote in my wife’s 2017 Mini Cooper S vert. It has brought her into the car world. It has a name. It has been dressed up with Minnie Mouse ears at Halloween...She absolutely loves this car.

I felt that if I found an image before nominating the Sprite, someone would beat me to it, so I decided to post right away and add an image within the edit window.

Bugeye Sprite