I’ve found that when I am on a low carb diet, farts are non-existent. As soon as I increase my carb intake, it’s on. The worst farts that I ever smelled was from a guy at work that was on some protein diet. We flew on Chinooks together and he was stationed in the ramp area of the cabin. Anyone familiar with the…

Actually, I’d be more concerned with figuring out how to make them less audible. Even the foulest-smelling fart, if silent, can be blamed on someone else.

Hold on. You’re telling me that 90% efficiency is better than 10% efficiency? Praise lifehacker for this revelation.

First, I believe loaning money at 0% interest is illegal. To be more specific, I understand you need to pay taxes on this. I’m not an expert, but Googling “imputed interest” will tell you what I’m talking about.