I think I’m going to honor the memory of my father by suing the ever-loving shit out of anyone within 6 degrees of responsibility for his death too.

I think the guys parents or family is going to be on the hook, which would be incredibly shitty.

I will be here through the 15th of this month. For more info see here:

Deserved it.

And then they’re like, “oh wow, micropenis, who’d a thought”.

Ahahaha, yes.

“I CAN’T BELIEVE THE UNIVERSE DID THIS TO ME!”

But for serious. Where's Tyler? #freetyler

He’s our Tyler and we want him now!

Where. Is. Tyler.

One thing from the keynote. Tesla fans are even worse than Apple fans, or maybe they are the same people. Some guy kept on saying “wow” to everything Elon talked about. And right before the unveil, some woman screamed “You are my hero”. Jesusbatteryfuck

Absolutely perfect reply; touche!

Because Jalopnik is smart enough to realize there is an audience much, MUCH larger than just you, Pumpkin...

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

There was a thread on one of the Mustang forums that started out with this:

I feel like people are watching these movies for all the wrong reasons. Like, turn off your fucking brain and enjoy the superhuman slugfest for what it is, and then turn your brain back on afterwards.

Damn, thats really gonna cut into their Oscar chances.

I would also add that “brake checking” is completely legal, while tailgating is often ticketed as “wreckless driving.” And yet we are scoffing at the law abiding citizen and feeling sympathetic for the aggressive dumbass? Clearly I don’t belong with this group of readers...

You know, I understand large flightless birds because it makes sense that they’re just too big to fly, but why would small birds be flightless? Why even be a bird if you’re not gonna fly? Evolve those wings into some hands with fingers or you’re just wasting your time, bird.

“Licence and registration, please”

You owe me a dozen donuts, sir. I had a set of these images to make a motion picture... but only one survived.