Not a “Mac guy.” I am much faster on PCs. Mac OS automation gets in the way I feel and I am no computer programmer.

Except for Tyler Rogoway who uses a thin Linux-operated system.

In the meantime, China has infused all Apple devices with a small charge that can be remotely detonated, enabling China to exterminate all hipsters, tech-savvy baby boomers, and all of Gawker media.

Couple of observations:

Next week on Jalopnik: We’re hiring a new writer to replace the recently departed Doug Demuro who tragically froze to death in Vermont waiting for a tow truck to pick up his Aston Martin which is also now for sale for less than the price of a new BMW.

We’ll all be praying for you once you get north of Newark.

My parents told me if I wanted a dirtbike or a kart, I would have to buy it myself.
then they re-nigged on that deal after I bused my ass to earn enough money to buy one.
so I bought a dirtbike anyway, and hid it at a friends house until I broke my wrist on it.

I’m going to have a father son chat with my one year old tonight.

he has to park his yacht in the worst bay in monaco’s port

Tavarish, I agreed almost entirely with your post, which is crazy because you’re generally more full of shit than a construction zone porta-potty.

That’s like saying that he’s dating the ugliest Victoria’s Secret model, or a he's the least wealthy billionaire.

It seems like it’s always a Mustang or a Corvette.......

If you text and drive, Fuck you.

IMO, if you pirate games, you aren’t a gamer, plain and simple. You don’t support the industry, you leech off of other gamers, sequels are less likely to be made directly because of you, and frankly, you are just a bad person. If you can’t afford games, then well...guess there are other hobbies for you out there…

What you just said goes against “The Spirit of Gawker” with your rational thinking and whatnot. You’re fired!

The notion in which people call on a person to be fired because they read something they don’t like is beyond dumb. The correct course of action is public discourse and argument, not trying to silence the opposition.

In Clarkson’s defense, I doubt one column sums up his entire thoughts and reasoning on the matter, and…

Flame away, but transgenderism is the only mental illness with surgical body mutilation as the “cure.”

Torch, is this part of the new Gawker, and now Jalop, focus to jump in on social issues?

They’re investigating the wrong man! See?!?!? Exhibit A: