I see you are unfamiliar with the proposed rules for the 2017 season.

Red Bull’s (relevant af) response.

Last time Casper drove, he was still Richie Rich. It didn’t end well. If only autonomous tech existed back then, such a tragedy wouldn’t have happened...

The nationality of the crew member should not be an issue.

“of that caliper.”

Since posting the first column I’ve received e-mails from a dozen Aston owners, and they’ve all confirmed theirs have been pretty reliable, with a few issues here and there. Let’s just hope my issues are early on and I’ll be good to go after this..

I imagine that in some parallel universe, the Aston actually chose you, based on it having reached some level of sentient thinking and upon reading all your articles about your Land Rover it decided “oh, you want to see British un-reliability!??! I’LL SHOW YOU BRITISH UN-RELIABILITY!!!”

When I win, I’m going to take that five-foot-long check they give you and deposit in my savings account by using the ATM at the nearest branch of my bank.

360 no-scope bro!

What they don't show you are the fifteen cases of Mt. Dew in the corner.

Scoping’s for casuals.

No worries. GM will abandon this in two years calling it unprofitable. Then, announce another Cadillac truck at $80,000+.

You really think most Aston, Rolls, Bently, Lambo, and Maserati owners really care about cheaper service? My Chevy dealer gives free loaners and $20 oil changes. Lexus offers loaners for everyone. Now I understand they can’t have a fleet of back up Lambo’s for service loaners, but not even a having deal with a car…

Now Jimmy Eat World, there are some guys who deserve special treatment.

I know you’re kidding. But if you ever see me doing anything that seems immodest, I hope you’ll tell me. (That goes for all of you!) The most pathetic thing in the world is when people who have a minor Internet following think they deserve special treatment.

That’s a nice turbo right there! Belt drive and all!

Needs dipstick training. I’m available.

I think this is the white version of “When keeping it real goes wrong.”

I will be representing this elderly gentleman who unintentionally hit the gas instead of brake due to confusion and stress caused by bill dispute. He is sincerely sorry and doesn’t remember any of it.