Har-har. When you’re trying to raise twins in a small 1000 square feet apartment and you’re old and fortunate enough to have some savings, you might take the night nurse option. Very pricy and not something we’ll be able to do much longer, but it’s been massively helpful in these early weeks!

Freedom of Speech doesn’t protect you from another US Citizen saying “I don’t like the thing you are saying.” It protects you from the government locking you in jail cause you said that thing. The guy who tackled the flag waving racist went to jail and paid a fine. There was no government action against the flag…

For some reason this came to mind...

Anyone who is complaining that a poorly shaped Pizza Hut pizza “ruined” their Valentine’s Day has an extremely different values system than I do.

Trump: “What skin color are the people in Haiti?”

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+1 Mouse

I didn’t know he played football for Penn State.

“A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station. Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction. The shaft is ray-shielded, so you’ll have to use proton torpedoes.”

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Making the cute girl character kissing another girl is the easy and safe route.

Did you, by chance, write Brandon Marshall a letter this week?

Weird. I thought these big YouTube stars did their own editing - it’s not as if it’s some baffling process that’s unrelated to their profession, such as it is. You’d think someone who spends all that time playing video games could learn some basic Premiere and After Effects, if only so he isn’t reliant on others to…

It’s all true! We would have to raise the prices of goods like the “Big Mac” by over 4%! I’m not going to live in an America where I have to pay an additional $0.17 for a shitty hamburger just so that a bunch of poors can earn a living wage!

Don’t bee such a buzz kill

That poor kid. Not only is he a Wizard fan, but his mom is giving someone a very unenthusiatic handjob right behind his back.

So we shouldn’t take his shit at face value, but we should take yours?

Is Right Firetruck the new Left Shark? He was off in his own little world there.

I hadn’t heard about this. Care to share a reader’s digest version? (or link me to one?)