The scariest thing about this survey is that it threatens to “unleash” the Middle Class Tax Relief and Simplification Act and that sounds like something with jagged teeth

Last year, my girlfriend and I went to a pumpkin farm called Weber’s Farm, and, while she and I made our way through a four-foot high hay maze , we were greeted by Flacco’s overwhelming tall body and deep voice above us. He said, in possibly the dullest voice ever but with the biggest smile, “Looks like you’re a bit…

Bout time François gets the recognition he deserves

I haven’t seen the season finale yet, but I was hoping that it would wrap all the seemingly random occurrences up. Maybe episodes three through finale take place a few years after the shooting because they all had to serve jail time?? And everything they do is seemingly random because they’re trying to get their life…

This reminds me of the contract at my job, except mine is a $21,000 contract and it will not rise to $16.5 million in 2017 should I decide to stay.

Only one man in the world knows how to pronounce “Bundchen” that well. It had to be Brady.

It sounds like the announcer was saying that the wind kept the ball in play. Like a literal gust of wind. But that’s still a great nickname either way.

What sport(s) would you add into the Olympics if you had that type of power?

Why do you think the OJ murder situation is brought up a lot more than the Ray Lewis murder situation?

This actually just happened to me at work and I ended up with a 996CP Snorlax sitting on my desk so it’s not all bad as long as you sit still and pray to the Pokegods that everything just comes to you.

Is it socially acceptable to drink adult beverages other than beer during the 4th of July holiday?

More of a statement than anything, but still. I was a big fan of the Deadspin/Jezebel swap. Do it again sometime?

At least we finally have an answer to that “How do we stop Ted Cruz?” question.