“Politically Correct” also means “diplomatic” or “respectful.” It’s important to always keep that in mind when someone is trying to boast that they aren’t “PC” and never will be

FTFY

My entire house with 1/2 acre costs less than a Tesla (landry room is in the basement). #Iowa

I prefer to simply carry an open forty-ounce with me everywhere.  For defense.

A lever is just a pedal that has the high ground.

Pressing the clutch pedal in with your left foot, while simultaneously moving a gear lever with your right/left hand is the only description of a manual transmission that I will accept.

Colonizers and their Renaissance art have fucked us over for generations, bruv.

Saying that I loved that scene feels inappropriate, but god was I impressed. One of those really powerful “remember how bad the 60s were” moments that Mad Men knocked out of the park. Even though Roger was ostensibly one of the more empathetic, gentle characters and usually treated the main cast with decency, he was a…

Remember scumbag assholes, in a murder suicide, do the suicide first.  

sounds plausible. 

I’ve never heard Extrudehone mischaracterized so inaccurately as to call it “cleaning”. And that is probably the root of the power improvement doubts.

“I AM SCREECHING”

That headline is going to be the title of your memoir isn’t it?

Can one get tetanus from the internet?

Also on the counter was a dual-action paint polisher

And this waitress said it’s totally cool to grab you back, slam you to the ground, and have you arrested and publicly shamed. I guess we all good!

The mayo on grilled cheese trick is overrated. It’s something that sounds gross, turns out is pretty good, and now everybody insists that it’s some orgy of flavor. It’s fine but the difference is negligible.

Meh. No respectable dude cares about being shorter, heels or not.

And... Scene!

When David Tracy offers to buy it.