Superior:

Did you not notice the escalating tone of satire, and the eventual mockery of the concept at the end? I am not one of the moneyed elite and I do not support them. But thank you for your outrage, now go pour it out at someone who needs it. <3

Too utilitarian. People don’t buy trucks to haul lumber. People buy trucks to haul children and groceries. I hope we get it, but I don’t think many people are going to buy it.

yeah, but does it have a caterpillar drive?

Is somebody here gonna break it to SHO that his VHS isn’t really analog???

Let’s face it, we all saw Doctor Who pop right out of that title.

I get that. I’ve got turps, acetone, maybe even a little MEK* but no ethyl acetate in the garage.

If you have to TELL people that you’re the king....

What’s the difference between H20i and a hardware store?

Your cool stoner neighbor seems like a good guy.

If you do this on a White iPhone, it also posts bail and changes your current Facebook profile photo to your First Communion photo.

Turns out doxxing a public official is highly illegal

I was watching this video about a drinking game called “two girls one cup” the other day, where two girls drink from a cup and I was reminded of the old drinking games we used to play in high school, like:

but the nagging effects of gravity starts slowing a bullet down the moment it leaves the gun barrel.

I went from a Trailblazer to a “fixed” VAG TDI. The first tank had a bunch of city driving but I went from 20 MPG on a great tank that was all highway to 35 MPG in a car I wasn’t used to yet and was about 50% city and highway. If I do 90% highway on a tank, I’m in the 40-42 range on vehicle the EPA mark at 37 MPG on…

Ultra low mileage cars are not cars. The are museum pieces. Even considering turning them on and driving them ruins the value.

I like how the speedometer switches numerical orientations at the horizontal mark (see 10, 80, and 90). I never noticed that before.

It is important to note that he said, “I drank beer with my friends. Almost everyone did. Sometimes I had too many beers. Sometimes others did. I liked beer. I still like beer. But I did not drink beer to the point of blacking out.”

I believe it. I just upgraded from a 2007 Mazda 3 to the 2018 model. The latter has an infotainment system, whereas the former was actually designed to keep your eyes on the road — the radio controls were on the steering wheel and you were able to kind of feel your way around the other cockpit controls by touch…

They have done some pretty good studies on distracted driving that said it was pretty neutral to source of distraction. That is, you can be just as distracted by a conversation with a person in the car, eating food, changing dash controls, deep internal monologues, as you would be to handheld technology.