I mean, technically, they had every right to demand cash. Accepting checks is not compulsory in US law.

Oh they’ll be outraged all right. Because his last name is Ortiz. 

Maybe you should go in instead of teaching your daughter they should fear adults being in the same room.

Haven’t you heard?

Please feel free to get the fuck out of here with your logic and research. They don’t do that here—only feels.

Meetup to celebrate a movie that celebrates lawlessness. What could go wrong?

I would not like him as Batman, but he’d probably be a decent Harvey Dent.

Yeah, must’ve been the onions on my sandwich at lunch - can’t stop crying, but it’s a happy cry today.

And me with these stupid allergies...

Not the time or place for this.

Fuck onions, amirite?

According to wikipedia they have electric propulsion driven by some gas and diesel generators due to “the high cost of nuclear power”. The biggest problem I see (other than pollution, but lets be real here, the military doesn’t give a flying fart about the environment if it means not being around to enjoy it) is that…

The UK is capable of Nuclear powed propulsion, see its complement of subs. It choses not to have nuclear powered carriers for a number of reasons, the main ones being cost and the problems with decommisioning. The unit cost of Gerald R Ford approx. US$13 billion. The cost of both Queen Elisabeth and Prince of Wales is…

Oh, and, because of the INSANE rules that the NFL makes you agree to when you buy a ticket...they can sue the everloving shit out of any recorders/posters because they own all rebroadcast rights of everything that happens inside the stadium.

That is the weirdest fucking thing I have ever heard. I’m in the military and you can’t even get Soldiers to stand and salute the flag for 30 seconds during reveille and retreat, let alone standing for the anthem in their living rooms. (Seriously, go to any military base at about 1659 and watch people start sprinting,…

Can we please stop with the Serena worship? She’s a titan of tennis, a superb athlete, but she’s not without flaws, without her faults. She’s petulant, and this isn’t the first or worst instance of abusing an official in her career.

I don’t understand why they don’t just call it the Edge-E. Because it’s Edgy, you know.

Chris Cuomo: “Mr. Guiliani, do you indeed wear diapers?”

I always wanted to get a V6 Mustang and give it a “Meh 1" badge.

FIFY