Basically this

: Truth isn’t truth? Mr. Mayor do you realize...I...this is going to become a bad meme.

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

Compliments of McMike:

TWO SCOOPS

I said your shorts are too short, not your balls are too long! Jeesh.

DON’T BALL SHAME ME!

In other words you used common sense relevant to UX while they probably used something stupid like chronological order of historical significance or god forbid, alphabetical order.

The red touched me. I feel so triggered now. 

I had the same problem. Well, here’s my not so great attempt! Some sexy colours here. 

Your public service is duly noted, and bad-ass. 

It’s a bit of a nitpick, but the SR-71 was not a spy plane (it was a reconnaissance plane). Spying is illegally capturing information in a covert manner. The SR-71 operated only in legal airspace, in a relatively overt manner.

I think Torchy got into Elon’s medicine cabinet. 

I generally agree with you, but the RIGHT gold wheels (painted, not plated) on the RIGHT dark colored car can look fantastic. Gold Minilites on a black or green Lotus Europa, or Porsche 911 for example. Or gold Shelbys on a green or black or dark blue Saab 900. But gold emblems, blech. Might as well get the faux…

Felix and his Eses would like to have a word with you, Snob.

Show us on the color gradient where the enjoyable hue touched you.

Oh you’re going for bronze wheels? No, that’s a matter of taste. Bronze wheels with Brunswick / British Racing Green always looks right to me.

Radar lock is one thing. The Soviets could do that, too. Actually catching an SR-71 at full burn with a missile is an entirely different matter.

Didn’t the first year come numbered SRT auto only?

Aioli and Mayo are identical. In fact, in order for aioli to actually be aioli, it has to be mayo with garlic added to it.