There are a few lucky breaks that led me to acquiring my Wrangler, but my favorite is that the previous owner was driving to Illinois to test drive it (was already used at that point), called ahead and found out that someone else was haggling over it, so he gave them his credit card number for a deposit to snag it out…

I believe it’s short for tootsie, thus toots. 

I think it’s always your choice initially. Often times to “save time” they will offer to do a trade-in appraisal while you’re on your test drive. The “lost keys” trick is pretty lame, but the idea of doing the two at once it’s really that bad from either side’s perspective.

I always wonder how often that happens where a salesperson sneaks in a test drive or two before a scheduled customer rolls in. My mom ordered a 1995 Passat and it came straight off the truck. It had to sit on the lot for a day before she could collect due to a scheduling conflict, but it was her Passat that she…

Hold on, which Dumb Shit are we referring to?

Mmmhmm. This is the reason why I didn’t want to try to get myself out of my race car when I got flipped over. As long as I didn’t see or smell bits on fire, hanging there until people who know what they’re doing arrived seemed like the better option. I’d just taken two hard hits to the back of the car and wasn’t sure…

No love for the “essential amino acids” no more? Sing it along with this old biochemist: nine amino acids for humans are needed (and need not be named here), the rest may be synthesized as need be. For we are built of fats, sugars, nucleic acids, (mineralized matrices), and, proteins. Proteins which are kinky chains…

Hi, current Firefighter/EMT and former Army Combat Medic here.

“Fuck your dolphin, Pam!”

Back in 1985, plutonium was available in every corner drugstore.

Prince of the Ocean, Protector of the Seas, Associates Degree in graphic design.

Judging by my wife’s reaction to Mr. Momoa there, several movie theaters showing this movie might also be underwater. Bring a snorkel.

Oooh, a Cri Cri!

I think you mean a Pot-ternity test. 

Anyone who thinks flying vehicles aren’t prone to congestion has never been to LaGuardia.

Nobody wants flying cars. We all want to have the only flying car.

is this where we keep all the white people whose great great great great greeeat great great grandfathers might have owned slaves

While I agree with you, I think calling an RX-8 or a Saturn Ion Coupe coupes isn’t blasphemy, but what the Germans are doing is ludicrous.

Thank you. Perfect answer.