Got me there! Luckily I don’t agree with the president or the VP, but I can see that Mike had nothing to do with his family’s business.

This needs all the stars.

It’s not winning in the traditional sense.

On one hand, that does sound nice.

Fair enough.

Quality vinyl right there. 

If the American president wants to be the "leader of the free world" (whatever that means) they better be ready to be satirized by anyone in said "free world" (again, whatever that means)

Auto Mechanic: I see the problem

A Bryan Goldberg machine is a device designed to perform a simple task incorrectly.

I’m never gonna drive again
Guilty speeding’s got no rhythm
Though it’s easy to pretend
The cops, they ain’t no fools

Shoulda’ known better than to race a Benz
And waste the rental cars I’m given
So I’m never gonna drive again
Because I am a too-oooool....

I would daily that, but a big land yacht testing in Houston traffic... Not so much.

Counterpoint: Good comfy back seats encourage unwanted deadbeat passengers that will attempt to bum rides from you.

Semi-Counterpoint.

Also in congress: 

Why does Margot Robbie look like HBC in Alice in Wonderland?

What’s making me less excited is that it looks like there falling back on the “Mousey girl with bad hair/clothes/glasses becomes a sexy fierce cat goddess” trope.

My blood, for one, welcomes its new clot overlords.

“With the fervor of an 18th-century French libertine working his was through the manor’s lusty chambermaids”

Forefront = putting a Kinect in your grille