100% would daily.

...the snow on their roofs...

Tom, have you ever considered the idea of opening up your own dealership to sell cars to consumers at a fair price and little to no hassle?

Just don’t do it in a tesla because it wont be able to get the power down since it’s insulated. 

My mind goes here automatically.

More like this.

I can’t take any more stories trying to portray Ivanka as the rational one. She’s doing nothing to stop her monster of a father. You might say that she is....

Well, we have “reported” about it: https://jalopnik.com/the-autopilot-buddy-for-your-tesla-is-insidiously-dange-1826048861#sby37dx98

It’s cool though because it’s be reported on by these reputable sites. That one on the far right seems dodgy.. but Reddit seems like a legit source.

I fixed it. Just for you!

“...produced by any wall outlet...” - Again, I really do love you, Jason, but in honor of all of us who work in power generation, how about we say “...accessed by any wall outlet...”? Few enough people realize where their electrical power comes from without confusing the issue.

I dunno; I remember seeing a Russian prison (Black Dolphin, maybe?) where the inmates were all kept in solitary confinement. The worst part of American prison is Gen Pop.

Thank you! You saved me from having to write up the same thing. Too much Hollywood for people to understand this concept.

You can say Jessica Rabbit, no worries mate.

I’d be more outraged if I’d never masturbated to a cartoon character.

Lmao. I never noticed how strangely consistent the gas gauge was across all of those photos!

I’d like to contest the following: doors, AC, heat, seat belts, power steering, power brakes, backup camera, Automatic Emergency braking, radio.

For what it’s worth everyone in Jalopnik’s slack chatroom is yelling at Erik for the backup-camera take

Trying to slip his Jesusing between jokes about poop is the “put a pill in hamburger” of acceptance speeches.

Mine require less math, but more skill with regards to not running over curbs/pedestrians/kittens...