Polanski should definitely sue. He’ll be made very welcome when he comes to testify in a California court. We’ll even provide him with room and board.

couldn’t have said it gooder myself, sb.

Be Best be stupid. Be Best be making grammatical mistakes. Be Best could have been “Be Your Best” pretty easily, but Be Dumb is what the Trump Administration Be About.

My 13 year old daughter watched that commercial and asked with a straight face “Is he really that freaking stupid and why doesn’t he just google how to change a tire?” and she has no desire to do anything vehicle related but ride in one.

This reminds me of an interview I once read with Jon Bon Jovi, that started off with an anecdote of him playing Rock Band with his family, and he was on the vocals singing a Bon Jovi song and the game kept marking hm off for being off-tune.

The pizza is good. Its the chili that is the abomination.

While I find it extremely useful, I also find that it’s nearly useless half of the time. The lens is always covered in salt, or dust, or dirt.

I remember that little nerdlinger. Now, I was a sissy-nerd growing up, too, but I was 1 part farm boy, 1 part nerd, 1 part fabulous, so I could change a flat tire by myself before I had a permit. I could also bush hog a field and then arrange flowers for you before I had a permit.

The game of Lava, Mustang, Crowds is a lot like Rock, Paper, Scissors.

sometimes there is more to victory than what is on a spec sheet.

Imma notallintroverts ya for a minute. If you are an introvert and you have never been in a public speaking situation, don’t let it psyche you out. These may be excellent tips but don’t assume that being an introvert is the same as being afraid of public speaking. You may think of yourself like that, but if you…

Congratulations, Mr. SpikeFiend, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Jeep which this lovely lady will deliver after she gets all the dirt off.

White interiors I can’t stand. You get them so dirty so quick.

Congratulations, Mr. Smurph, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a classic Mustang convertible which this lovely lady will deliver without air conditioning.

I forgot to mention that most of those sketchy Consul-plate-driving guys did wind up in prison. For the arms smuggling, not for the license plates.

This was thirty years ago and yes of course it was consulate officers making cash for themselves. We are not talking first tier nations here. Not even second tier. And they were soliciting known quantities, not strangers.