Ah, yes, the lesser known “right to ad revenue” clause in the First Amendment.

One of my favorite jokes from a live stand up show was this: “I was raised Catholic. Which means.....I’ve never read the bible.” (All the former Catholics, including me, laughed so hard at this.)

Your 53 year old car will fare a lot worse in a crash than my <1yr old Focus.

But I just drove an EcoSport today, and god that thing is automotive valium compared to my Focus. Same engine, just an automatic transmission and a much taller car, but I’ve driven it 30 miles and it’s basically the automotive equivalent of…

I think if you prepare a Wagyu filet and serve it in the same manner as an American steak at a steakhouse (as in a soup/salad followed by a large steak accompanied by potatoes and a vegetable side) it’s overwhelming.

If a woman were to be punished for an abortion — a position I want to be clear that I’m wholly against — then damn right the man should suffer the same punishment.

It’s not concrete. Knowing it’s an old Fiat, we all know that it has spent a portion of it’s life dead.

“Our customers are dying to eat our food.”

I call and raise.

I prefer the 7 BBY corvette:

Anyone a fan of the 1887 Corvette though?

This isn’t my favorite movie but I don’t know how anyone hates it. The only flaw of the movie is that it’s altogether so silly. But that doesn’t even have to be considered a flaw from the right vantage point.

I prefer to think she’s laughing, because it’s rare to see a woman who looks like she’s actually having fun in these sexy car shoots.

Reminded me of this classic

NSA’s MASSIVELY funded and INCREDIBLY secure cyber-warfare technologies were stolen right out of their own pocket by the Shadow Brokers and turned on them. Pentagon by comparison is a bunch of old guys sitting out front of a gas station passing a Club back and forth discussing how to secure a ’73 Pinto with it. Any…

Dont forget choice (c) Make a facetious comment about a serious issue to inflame the message board social warrior.

50% of the population are below average intelligence.

It’s the inverse Kobayashi Maru.

Or, you know, we could just not flood the world with massive amounts of incredibly powerful weapons with barely any accountability, planning or overall strategy?

I was with you up until the part about Florida.

Say it with me: Where you look is where you go, where you look is where you go, where you look is where you go.