Wait.... where am I? This isn’t Jalopnik?

So...y’all are thinking he should have said:

“Well...if you’re pinning your vote solely on the candidates sexual proclivities...you get to choose between two old white guys who have been accused of sexual misconduct. Question is...do you vote for the guy who has denied it...or the one who brags about being guilty of…

When I first saw the movie, I chuckled at the audacity of the “Barricade” car touting the logo “To punish and enslave...”

But really, anymore....it seems more fitting for most departments/precincts than the classic “Protect and Serve”....

Awh man...you had to do this to me now...when i’m just 1.5 hours into my marathon of the extended version of the Lord of the Rings series.....

Matrix would have been a GREAT binge for the start of this workweek...now I’ll have to wait till sometime in June when I’m done with LotR...

I like to give these folks my favorite set of number-pairs...not that it actually helps...

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Since I live in a condo with no garage and an HOA that threatens fines for “violating the no-automotive-maintenance in the parking lot” for the egregious crime of putting Rain-X on my windshield....

He also said that nobody should be paying more than 30 percent of their income on rent... nice thought!

My 30 year old Miata endorses this statement.

The harvesting and processing denatures the venom, so commercial murder hornets are fine to eat raw—however, folks with shellfish allergies will probably be allergic to some edible insects as well. Yoon said that if someone requested he take the stinger off, he would. “But we’re living in a pandemic. Live a little.”

This just in:
Tall vehicles with a high center of gravity and relatively narrow track have a tendency to flip over.
Film at 11:00.

The corona virus won’t infect trump for the same reason you never hear about sharks attacking lawyers:  Professional Courtesy.

So no one needing to actually hide against their background then - got it.

Romans 13:1-2 “Obey the government, for God is the One who has put it there. There is no government anywhere that God has not placed in power. So those who refuse to obey the law of the land are refusing to obey God, and punishment will follow.”

At this point every time I see Kushner trying to do “damage control” all I can think of is Billy Zane discussing the potential survivability of a Titanic disaster with Kate Winslet:

I feel for ya Jason; as a guy who daily-drives a ‘65 Mustang...I know exactly what you’re talking about.

I think all modern cars should be fitted with this that randomly pops out and times to remind the driver that they still need to pay attention to what they’re doing becuase they coudl die, or kill someone else, at…

God I wish we lived in that version of America....

My wife jokes that:
a) “The West Wing” is how everyone wishes national politics worked.
b) “House of Cards” is how everyone thinks national politics works.
c) “Veep”is how national politics actually works.

How could you write this article without giving a shout out to what is possibly the greatest TV Commercial of all time......