That’s not fair, the GOP doesn’t view ALL porn (or all porn people) as bad...only the ones that Mango Mussolini hasn’t fucked are bad....

If his initial response was “she hit me first” then charges can be filed both ways...

The conversation I had with my girlfriend:

Me <as we drive past a 4-door wrangler>: You know they’re making that into a pickup?

So..my philosophy:

What if instead of a plug-in charger in your garage you just installed an automotive treadmill?

So...

So...

Wait! Why don’t we just coat the floor of cars in this:

I want my car floor to be covered in the same indestructible epoxy stuff they use for modern garage floors.

Yeah, it might be fun...but...Civil Forfeiture...that is the police stealing your shit before you’ve been convicted of a crime...is a HUGE problem...

Not the heroes we need, but the heroes we deserve.

We found the “well technically” race driver who looks to complain about the tiniest little detail just so they can be right.

And ironically; the Marines, far and above that of the other services, also tend to be the most homophobic & hyper-masculine “bros” you’ll ever meet while serving....

It sounds like your problem is the system requiring a 50% +1 vote and mandating “first past the post” voting....as opposed to using a modern automatic-runoff system.

The problem is that if the Republicans keep the Senate, they will continue to destroy the Supreme Court.

...what pattern we’d choose for a 51 star flag.

So, I want to ask everyone of these “men’s rights” assholes if they’re also suing every fraternity (and sorority) at these colleges that offer these “non-title-IX” scholarships for being sexually exclusionary.

Seriously...that’s the best flag image they could find?

I mean...I know they’re terrified of getting blown the fuck up by copyright claims if they just hit google images...but her staff couldn’t even take a picture of the goddamn white house flag on the building...it’s right fucking outside!

And after I made the turn, the unmarked trooper right behind the guy announced himself. I smiled.

The Best Thing You Can Do for Your Old Car Is Drive It