Dear IIHS:

So...I’m a 12-years-of-Active-Service Vet; been a civilian with the government for the last 10 years after I got out...

Those strap anchors are only *so* strong.  Likely rated only at Cat 1/2/3 wind speeds.  Michael was a 5 when it hit so....

I’ll take my chances:

You sir, deserve far more stars.

Are we supposed to like that terribly nylon looking wig? Really?

Phone security rule number one:

No lede photo in the history of lede photos has ever made so many people look so confused. It’s like they were all just asked to divide Planck’s Constant by the square root of Pi......

I’ve not heard that take. But, it’s just as plausible as not wanting a commercial flop I guess.

Meh...my bad...not a chevy guy in any case.  :)

So...my takes:

My favorite part is that, because the auto industry gets to categorize itself however it wants....

Meanwhile...

the national debt is exploding,

I had to scroll way too far for a $KayPun.....

that’s amazing

The real Bumblebee; not the terrible version from Michael Bay. (Which, if I recall, we can’t actually blame Bay for, but VW. When getting the licensing for the vehicles for the first movie, VW scoffed at allowing him to use their car because they were sure the movie would flop. Chevy, with their brand new Camero to…

I LOVED the Bumblebee Torch.  Thanks for that!

Well...there’s your problem right there:

My office is right off of ‘95 in Springfield; luckily I never have to drive it.  Every day on my way to/from work I send just a little compassion out to everyone I see in that semi-fluid parking lot.